Originally posted by White Line Nightmare:
Sculpey, you should go down to the Home Depot, buy some lumber, and build the shelves yourself-- fuck IKEA!
Actually, fuck Home Depot-- go into your neighbor's yard and punch down one of his trees, bare-knuckle boxer-style!
If your neighbor gives you shit, kick him in the teeth and burn his house down. That'll teach him!
After that, go to the tittie bar and the shooting range to re-assert your masculinity by impregnating every female within a 100 yard perimeter.
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